Friday, June 20, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
The above quotation is in response to Big Tigger asking Lil’ Weeziana about his “relationship with drugs and alcohol.” Strangely enough, Dr. Carter’s safe negro rhetoric comes long after his said “relationship” with the hot white girl has been put out there worse than Landon [Bobby, jr.] Brown’s.
Come on. We family, right XXL? Everybody here got a cousin or an auntie or a pops on that shit. Dwayne’s been crying out for help on record for years now. Nigga got the interview fodder to match. We gotta call bullshit when he goes on national TV trying to tell us we ain’t seen what we done saw and heard what we done heard.
It’s always the farthest-gone case that’ll try to slap that on that Vaseline, that one cheap-ass suit they got from the African spot, NOT shower, throw on that Mary J. Blige shit and tell you he won’t change his life. His life’s just fine.
Since Wayne’s got some change, he can try to cover it up with a bathing ape and some jewelry. Oh, and tattoos. Lots and lots of tattoos.
Welcome to Weezy’s online intervention.
(Continue reading "XXLMag.com | Negro Please: Weezy The Anti-Drug")
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Diddy Blog! Diddy Blog!
When y’all hear “Diddy Blog” ya’ll niggas need to stop what ya’ll doin and go get me some Cambodian breast milks.(Continue reading "XXL Mag.com | Negro Please: Diddy Sees Dr. Carter")
Monday, June 9, 2008
You whip it up and you have cornbread? No Arm & Hammer? No slow simmer?
The Kang of R&B (rocks & blunts) gets the “Negro, Please” right off the bat for pretending he knows the recipe to anything other than that sweet base.
By the way, I think you taste egg and cinnamon.(Continue reading "XXLMag.com | Negro Please: Bobby Brown Swagger-Jacked")