Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Memphis Excels In Niggaball After Jesse Jackson Visit
Seriously... Little ghetto children across the planet.
This shit right here... This is why we practice our free throws.
We don't want some CBS Sports intern talking about you like Hatian refugees.
Such pity in his voice.
I can't totally blame Brother Jesse for Memphis' historic inability to hit free throws. He did what he does. I'm just saying if they wanted to introduce that group of impressionable black mens to an example of anti-recidivism... You know... Mr. Maury Show here ain't the man.
They need to introduce them kids to Peewee Kirkland or some shit.
Niggaball generally refers to a lack of fundamentals. Yes, it's true. We're big, fast as fuck and can jump out of the gym. Unfortunately, for this reason we skate by on talent and rhythm for as long as the environment or medium will allow.
Famous Niggaballers include but are by no means limited to: Hot Sauce; God Shammgod; Jason "White Chocolate" Williams; World B. Free; Duane Martin (in "Above The Rim"); Eli Manning; Stephon Marbury; His Bum-Ass Cousin; Darius Miles and Khalid El-Amin.
Homegirl read that shit like she was narrating a damn GED video, right?
Seriously, John Calipari. Who's knocking down the corner jumpers on your AND 1 Memphis Open Run team? When I looked up and down that bench and saw nothing but chocolate rain, I had a feeling they would meet their end this way.
Keep a white boy on the end of the bench. Even if he can't shoot, you can always toss him out there as a decoy.
Carry on my wayward sons.
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What's good Ron!!
Just wondering if you had seen these....check it!
http://concreteloop.com/2008/03/video-another-banned-episode-of-the-boondocks
http://concreteloop.com/2008/03/video-banned-the-boondocks-episode-satirizing-bet
God Shammgod....LMFAO!! I was like 10 when I saw that dude in the tournament! And speakin of the And 1 scholarship ballers, did you see their Escalade?? I don't I ever saw that guy take off his warm ups.
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