Wednesday, December 12, 2007

I Love New York 2: The Stooch In Review - "Actors Need Love Too, Baby!"

Before we explore how many derivatives of female genitalia these freaks saw in their ink blots, let's get these out of the way. Buddha, you on "Hell Date!" ...and you're gay! While the gentlemen were given over for psychoanalysis, the show behind the show was our forceful re-introduction to Miss New York as the undisputed queen of synthetic drama. Yes, synthetic drama differs from organic drama. After finding out Buddha had previously been a contestant on *GASP* reality television programs, CB4 goes ballistic on our boy, Ezra. The funny part is how he tried to differentiate the firmaments of garbage that "Hell Date" and "I Love New York 2" reside within. "Come on baby, that was just some old BET bullshit." That's low of VH1 to even go there. Like I Love New York is fucking Dateline. I Love New York ain't even To Catch A Predator. Then, where does "reality star" Tiffany "Janice" Pollard get off shitting on Buddha Man for working the same circuit as she? Fuck you, sexpot muppet! She'd be a spectacle regardless of Flavor Flav. If she didn't make the cut for "Flavor of Love" she'd be getting paid to fuck on stage in a Russian bar. Gorilla suit optional. On the side of virtue and giving these sociopaths the benefit of the doubt, “Actors need love too.” Unfortunately for Punk, no matter how much S-Curl, coke and steroids he brings to the table, New York isn't really down for his sweet ass. He should have ran behind his lover, Pretty. As we get down to the real business of the program, that being finding someone to diss New York in time for the reunion special in 3 weeks, Mr. Wise obviously had to go. His Charlie Chaplin of the Ghetto routine having run its course, homie can leave this program as the greatest anomaly in Abrego/Cronin history. At least Mr. Boston was interesting, you know? [More catch-up to come]

8 comments:

Pretty_Dreamer said...

Ron... you called her a sexpot muppet! HAHAHAHA - pure comedy (and right on the money)

SEOhNO said...

What is you doing renaldo!!

Pulling a damn writer strike!!

Get back to the plantation boy!!

Yaa!!

Yaa!!

No really...these other suckas aint funny...u gonna make me start a damn blog....ass

oh well...u been sick...i guess thats an excuse....

Ron Mexico said...

i know you heard it before... but i'm back for real.

illness and personal tragedy, man.

a december to remember.

Anonymous said...

i really wanna hear what you got to say about the katrina boondocks

Bird said...

Buhda didn't fess up to the gay, straight, taken chumpie. Needless to say, I can't listen to it at work so I will have to find out which one he is at home. I can't stress enough how foine he is so Lawd please don't let him be gay!

Not that I watch Hell Date on the regular, but I have run into it while channel surfing and its good to know that the actor and the victim are both actors. Fake shit is all over the place.

I'm sorry your December has been bad Ron. Things will look up. What else can happen now that Ike has gone on to pimp heaven.

SEOhNO said...

My condolences if it was anything major...

Keep your head up....

Like 50 said sorta....

If you dive deep into your work (hate), you will be fine...otherwise you sit and think about the bull...

from one hater to the next...

Hate on with your Head High!!!

I feel like a internet stalker...

I been watching you since those sohh plantation days...remember then slave drivers....

ya...no cussing...ya ya !!!

crazy negros these days...

blew my mind to find out a negro runs that...

KB419 said...

All I could see in the ink blots were sleeping bats... Hope things are gettin better for ya Ron.

Sahara said...

It was funny to see the Entertainer's mother get crunk with ManBearPig. Though I gotta give it up to Sister P for letting Mamamia know that her hairstyle did indeed look like, a Beaver's Ass. I'm pretty much done watching this airhead's show. Now Im just waiting on the reunion show to see Buddah dump NY in that smug arrogant (yet sexy) way of his.

Shout out to my favorite blogger! My heart goes out to you. Stay strong in these trying times. And we'll live to hate another day!