I know this ain't nothin' new but...
Bitch back fuckin' with them Doritos, huh?
I thought she was gonna keep it off too. For shame, Missy.
"I know what it need. It need some pickle juice."
Hee-hee-hee-hee-HOW!
Why they gotta play a sista? The director could have told her to put the "s" on need. Didn't we decide that ebonics was a bad thing to teach the kiddies?
Ok...I'm not goig to knowck her for the Doritio's endorsement, but got damn!!!!!! Did she have to pick the wings and blue cheese chips to start her free checks off with? I feel bad for those who are on her next tour. How the fuck you gonna go from paying people cash to lifetime bags of Dorito's. You see Timbaland ain't down no more because that nigga might relapse with her.
I pledge unto thee the hate, the whole hate, and nothing but the hate.
Bite thy tongue for no one.
Thou shalt spit mad game with style.
Ron Mexico Slanguistics
BDP (n.) - Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
Blent (n.) - Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
Blented (adj.) - Blunted + Bent.
Cank Stoochie (n.) - Nether-regions in dire need of hygenic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
CB4 (n.) - Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
ManBearPig (n.) - A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
Niggaball (n) - Like basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance severely lacking in fundamental skills. see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion.
NPS (n.) - Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
Snapper (n.) - One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy.
The Negro Channel (n.) - Black Entertainment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as TNC.
Touchdown (n.) - A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
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Why they gotta play a sista? The director could have told her to put the "s" on need. Didn't we decide that ebonics was a bad thing to teach the kiddies?
Good shit Ron. I guess she'll be breakin out the garbage bag sweatsuit soon.
Ok...I'm not goig to knowck her for the Doritio's endorsement, but got damn!!!!!! Did she have to pick the wings and blue cheese chips to start her free checks off with? I feel bad for those who are on her next tour. How the fuck you gonna go from paying people cash to lifetime bags of Dorito's. You see Timbaland ain't down no more because that nigga might relapse with her.
Forget the track. I need for that engineer never to wear them boots again.
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