Monday, October 1, 2007
Jermaine Dupri's Dunkin' Donuts Commercial Spot
I guess this is a darkie-operated toll booth in O'Reilly-vision.
Jermaine, you leprechaun of the hood, how could you?
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12 comments:
O'reilley reminded me of the geico commercials.... "so easy a black man can do it".... that was the first thought that came to my mind.
lmao at the two dudes hanging from the ceiling and the one dude squattin in the corner....this must be the booth to get into the underground railroad, they even gotta black man runnin for his life at the end. what next jermaine, you in a beer commercial singing "the bomb baby, bomb baby, it makes you get your freak on"?
bwaaaahahahaha!
works every time, ether!
and one, apparently working a toll booth overreaches negro qualification and otherwise capability.
shit... that looks difficult as hell.
ron said: "apparently working a toll booth overreaches negro qualification and otherwise capability."
shid, i know right. runnin a toll booth is a damn hard job for a black man....you askin a nigga to do math and english, sometimes at the same time....that's just askin too much!!
What I would like to know is who in the hell is that hype in/out of a toll booth in broad daylight?
It would've been nice to see at least one black person in the car with Chip and them to offset the entrance to Coontown.
Why the fuck is Jermidget expressionless is a question I need answered? It is more than alarming.
Add to the fact that cats is in there off that thizz, some are clearly claustrophobic, and others are just overwhelmed by Jermidget's star-power, and I am almost overcome by the need to crank dat tollbooth.
DAT WAS EMBARASSIN TO WATCH WHA THA I THOUGHT MIDGET DUDE HAD MONEY WHY HE DO DAT 4. DO BLACK PEOPLE ACTUALLY GO TO STARBUCKS OR DUNKIN DONUTS?
I COP FOLGERS.
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with all due respect...
hurry the fuck up and get my fucking parking ticket, nigger!
AYE RONNIE MEX ITS YA OLD SKOO FOLKERS "BLUNTBLAZER" YA OLD SITE IS DOIN A FEATURE ON ME 2DAY IN THA WESTCOAST SECTION. I GIVE YOU A MAJOR SHOUT OUT. U AINT FORGOTEN
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Ronnie,
You doin' the Boondocks on Monday?
blunt! that's what the fluck is up! i will go strain my eyes on big green just to read your write-up!
much respect, my dude! much respect!
pyreezy,
yep... boondocks and i love new york 2... as expected... like clockwork.
same as it ever was.
can't wait.
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