Welcome to the Jungle

It's me, bitches!!! Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, bitches? Eh, I don't want your old ho ass anyway. Put that on your WIC check and go get your babies some Juicy Juice. Seriously, though... First and foremost, I'd like to formally apologize for all the bullshit I've had to go through, and thus put you all through. As I've learned, developing a website can be quite the daunting task. When you have to do it alone with no man to help, it's damn near impossible, gurrrrl. Still, we make miracles happen every day. Until the rest of my shit is all the way together, we gonna rock with this here basic ass shit. There is far too much hate unspewed to delay any longer. As of Monday 8/20, the full-on assault begins... with or without a proper domain/home. (Hopefully with, though.) Again, we make miracles happen every day. Oh, I almost forgot... On behalf of Big Green, I'd like to say....

Fuckshit, bitchwhore, pussyqueaf, niggercock, smegmadong, asshole, tittycunt, cumface.

Them's compound words.