Terrell Owens Cries Like Bitch After Loss

"It's unfair, man," Owens sobbed. "So who can you take down to Cabo or Veracruz or whatever? Would there be so much controversy if it were Carrie Underwood or Mandy Moore?" I'm with you, T.O. The black stars are at Freaknik with Megan Goode and Lauren London and nobody cares. No one says Kim Kardashian fucked over Reggie Bush's sophomore campaign, right? I'm just surprised to see such vehement quarterback defense from a man who called Jeff Garcia, essentially the exact same QB 15 years older, a "fag." Even the most fanatic of NFL viewers had yet to see Owens block like this. I know they take T.O. off his medication for the game, but somebody needs to follow him around for a couple of days or something. They gotta put a tail on this nigga before he tries to make another painkiller cocktail and let his publicist "f" him in the "a" with a big, black strap-on. Here are some other important postgame comments. I'm glad Pierce and Strahan threw that little extra salt on them niggas' popcorn. Ugh, I can't stand the damn Cowboys. You know in the offseason T.O. is gonna denounce "Tony Homo" and appeal to sign with the Giants, right? The writers, yet again, don't give Elisha and the G-Men a touchdown's chance on Jeopardy. I generally don't expect much from the big, blue disappointment but their current postseason run has earned them some leeway and the ephemeral endearment of New York fans. Let's go Giants.

Common feat. Lily Allen - "Drivin' Me Wild" video

Single #3 from the hardest (and best) Common album since "One Day..." is the not-so-hard "Drivin' Me Wild" featuring white girl du jour Lily Allen. Actually, Amy Winehouse missed the session because she sniffed her body weight in coke that morning. --Yep. A whole $50 bag. For this to be another one of Common's "wise rapper with foresight into your life" tracks, the wraparound sure is suspect, wouldn't you say? I mean. The nigga lookin like A Pimp Named Kojak in a fucking tuxedo (white, no less)... then you got the confused-looking white girl in a Vegas wedding dress and filthy boots in the middle of the ghetto. For some reason I don't think they's gettin married in a streetcorner ceremony. Don't act like we don't know what this is, Mr. Conscious Rapper Man. Com Sense is getting over that Badu-izm with a little bit of reparation. Lauren "New-New" London could probably fleece Corey Maggette like that in real life. I know she could probably work her way into half my guap... like she wrote half my blogs... How did the vanilla head-wop artist get a spacesuit and doorknockers? Shit, the $10 Store is getting ridiculous these days. I love how my man Michael said Jeremy Piven looks harder than Common in this video. Oh, truth be told, Mike. If anyone was playing Omar at that party... Can you imagine Ari with a hoodie and a 12-guage? Strangely enough, I can.

They were playing the fuckin' Bobcats!

"Finding Forever" is a strong LP, definitely my favorite Common jawn in a long time. This is really one of the few tracks I'd skip, but the video was just too strange to pass up. Plus I'm sure you all have plenty to say about the man who's supposed to embody everything "right" with rap... Even though he looked like he was about to slap his bottom bitch's head off for being short with that scratch.