Ron Mexico City: superbowl xlii

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Monday, February 4, 2008

...not by much, though.

I just can't believe they had this commercial ready to go for last night. Hakuna Matata, bitches. We got a lot to discuss this week.

BDP (n.) - Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
Blent (n.) - Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
Blented (adj.) - Blunted + Bent.
Cank Stoochie (n.) - Nether-regions in dire need of hygenic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
CB4 (n.) - Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
ManBearPig (n.) - A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
Niggaball (n) - Like basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance severely lacking in fundamental skills. see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion.
NPS (n.) - Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
Snapper (n.) - One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy.
The Negro Channel (n.) - Black Entertainment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as TNC.
Touchdown (n.) - A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
Whitney Diet (n.) - Cocaine in a can, baby!